Season 1
(2008)
Cast
as Simon Doonan
as Kylie Parkinson
as Debbie Doonan
as Andy Doonan
as Adult Simon Doonan
as Ashlene Doonan
as Reba Parkinson
as Aunty Hayley
Episodes
How I Got My Vase 7.3
October 2, 2008
While at Kylie's, Simon steals one of Reba's dresses and tries it on back at home. Ashlene takes a Polaroid photo of hi…
How I Got My Nose 8.0
October 9, 2008
Simon Doonan, now living in New York, remembers the time auditioning for the school play led to his mother being arrest…
How I Got My Beads 8.0
October 16, 2008
Simon remembers his mother's experiments with the occult and his grandmother's return from a mental hospital, which saw…
How I Got My Posh 8.0
October 23, 2008
Birthdays have ever been easy for Simon, especially when the whole school finds out what he really really wants. Meanwh…
How I Got My Tongs 8.0
October 30, 2008
A trip to the hairdresser and a fabulous pair of shimmering golden hair tongs prompts Simon's decision to turn Kylie in…
How I Got My Globe 8.0
November 6, 2008
A new teacher arrives at school who really may be one of the Beautiful People. Can this really be true? Simon and Kylie…