Season 1
(2003)
Cast
as Joan Girardi
as Will Girardi
as Helen Girardi
as Kevin Girardi
as Luke Girardi
Episodes
Pilot 4.5
September 26, 2003
16 year old Joan Girardi is approached by someone claiming to be God. He gives her a mission, get a job. Will Girardi…
The Fire and the Wood 6.0
October 3, 2003
Joan enrolls in advanced-placement chemistry, after God asks her to stop being an underachiever; Will ruffles feathers …
Touch Move 6.0
October 10, 2003
God encourages Joan to learn how to play chess; Will must work with a psychic on a missing toddler case; Helen hopes a …
The Boat 6.0
October 17, 2003
Helen fears Joan is becoming eccentric when she enthusiastically tackles her boat-building project; Will encourages Kev…
Just Say No 0.0
October 24, 2003
Joan learns from God that she's holding a garage sale on Saturday, which doesn't leave her much time to sort through he…
Bringeth It On 0.0
October 31, 2003
Joan gets a lesson in popularity when God tells her to try out for the cheerleading squad, and her efforts to impress t…
Death Be Not Whatever 0.0
November 7, 2003
Joan baby-sits for a 6-year-old boy who is obsessed with death; officers assault a black man at a gas station.
The Devil Made Me Do It 0.0
November 14, 2003
God's mysterious ways once again bewilder Joan, when He asks her to volunteer at the high-school art show, so that she …
St. Joan 0.0
November 21, 2003
God wants Joan to score an ""A"" on a test about French saint Joan of Arc. As the teen hits the books, she draws compar…
Drive, He Said 0.0
December 5, 2003
Each of the Girardis deal with crises of varying seriousness, the worst of which puts Will at the mercy of a crazed gun…
The Uncertainty Principle 0.0
December 12, 2003
God instructs Joan to ask a troublemaker to the winter formal. Will uncovers secrets that could prove unfavorable to t…
Jump 1.0
January 9, 2004
Joan is saddened when she learns Rocky (Death Be Not Whatever) has passed away, causing her to further question God abo…
Recreation 0.0
January 16, 2004
At Helen's insistance, she and Will take a getaway to a spa, but all does not go well when Will cannot forget about his…
State of Grace 0.0
February 6, 2004
God tells Joan to join the debate team, where her partner has a stuttering problem. A new security system is implement…
Night Without Stars 0.0
February 13, 2004
Joan's newest mission from God is to work with kids, so she volunteers to help babysit children of abused mothers; Joan…
Double Dutch 0.0
February 20, 2004
God tells Joan to learn to jump rope with a group of inner-city teens, one of whom Joan discovers is homeless. Kevin go…
No Bad Guy 0.0
February 27, 2004
After Joan stands up for one of her classmates being bullied, an embarrassing picture of Joan, taken with a picture pho…
Requiem for a Third Grade Ashtray 0.0
March 12, 2004
God instructs Joan to help out with the a chaotic Girardi household; Adam has his first art show; Will and Toni witness…
Do the Math 0.0
April 2, 2004
God tells Joan to take piano lessons; Joan helps her piano teacher deal with her past; Joan learns a painful secret Wil…
Anonymous 0.0
April 30, 2004
Joan joins the yearbook staff, per God's request, and decides to use this assignment as a means of impressing Adam... …
Vanity, Thy Name Is Human 0.0
May 7, 2004
Joan takes a cosmetics class, per God's request, and Kevin doesn't react well to crossing paths with the last girlfrien…
The Gift 0.0
May 14, 2004
After God tells Joan to give Adam a gift, she finds something that leads her to wonder if God's suggesting she have sex…
Silence 0.0
May 21, 2004
When the hospitalized Joan is diagnosed with Lyme disease, she begins to question if she's been seeing God or merely ex…