Season 1
(2003)
Cast
Episodes
Who Can Lose the Most Weight? 7.0
November 11, 2003
The boys risk heart attacks and fainting spells to see who can lose the most weight in 72 hours. Laxatives, starvation,…
Who Can Stay Awake the Longest? 7.0
September 2, 2003
The first one to fall asleep loses. Without stimulants Spenny feels he can outlast the lazy Kenny but Kenny is chugging…
Who Is the Better Chef? 5.0
September 9, 2003
Kenny has always been a much better cook than Spenny so he pledges to play by the rules. Spenny, knowing he’s screwed, …
Who Can Stand Up the Longest? 7.0
September 16, 2003
This competition degenerates into a philosophical argument about what it means to stand. Is Kenny actually standing in …
Who Can Sit on a Cow the Longest? 6.0
September 23, 2003
Dairy cows don’t like being mounted and they can run faster than most people. Will Kenny’s bag of dirty tricks help him…
Who Is the Sanest? 6.5
September 30, 2003
Kenny and Spenny get various psychiatric evaluations to see who is the sanest. Will Spenny’s paranoia and neurosis cost…
Who Can Earn the Most Money in Three Days? 7.0
October 7, 2003
Will Spenny’s hard work and perseverance win over Kenny’s effortless and brilliant money making schemes?
Who Does She Like Better? 6.0
October 14, 2003
Kenny and Spenny agree to date the same girl - the one she likes best is the winner. Though they both try to impress, o…
Who Can Stay Blindfolded the Longest? 7.5
October 21, 2003
Kenny decides to make this competition “The Torture Spenny Show.” Imagine being blind and having a madman torment you. …
Who Can Win a Beauty Pageant? 5.5
October 28, 2003
Formal wear, swimsuits, talent and personality will all be put to the test as one of the boys gets to wear the tiara. T…
Who Can Win a Series of Mini-Competitions? 7.0
November 4, 2003
Kenny and Spenny do a series of fast paced mini-competitions. Spitting grapes, climbing stairs, standing on their head,…
Who Is the Best Fashion Designer? 6.0
August 26, 2003
Spenny tries to bring political consciousness to the superficial world of fashion, as Kenny finally gets his chance to …
Who Can Stay Handcuffed the Longest? 7.0
September 9, 2003
The boys are handcuffed together and the first one to take off the cuffs is the loser. Kenny becomes mega-annoying, cle…
Who Can Put on the Best Concert? 5.5
February 23, 2004
The boys write and perform their own original song. Spenny embraces his childhood fantasy and forms a rock band while K…
Who Is the Best Parent? 8.0
January 7, 2004
It’s diapers, bottles and late night feeding as the boys get life-like, state-of-the-art computer chip babies. The data…
Who Do Kids Like Most? 7.0
February 3, 2004
Seven six year olds spend half the day with Kenny then half the day with Spenny. The kids decide which guy they like mo…
Who Is the Strongest? 7.0
January 21, 2004
Kenny, who knows he’s stronger, offers up his sister Miriam to compete in a bench press competition. Spenny takes the c…
Who Makes the Most Convincing Woman? 6.0
March 16, 2004
The boys, in full drag, host a ladies-night-out cocktail party at the house. The real women will choose which one has t…
Who Is the Best Actor? 8.0
January 21, 2004
Taking the stage, the boys perform a theater piece judged by a professional. Kenny brings back the lost art of mime, wh…
Who Is the Best Male Stripper? 6.5
February 10, 2004
The boys don g-strings and take to the poles to see who will make the better male stripper. Kenny’s devious plot makes …
Who Is the Best Figure Skater? 6.0
February 17, 2004
The boys hit the rink to see who is the better figure skater. Kenny, as usual, has to think on his feet because he can’…
Who Can Survive in the Woods the Longest? 6.0
February 23, 2004
It’s a city boy’s worst nightmare, as Kenny and Spenny have to fend for themselves in the unforgiving wilderness. This …
Who Will Use Their Arms First? 7.5
March 2, 2004
Kenny and Spenny are in another endurance contest. Their arms are tied and the first guy to use them loses. The boys ha…
Kenny Takes Spenny to Court for Money Owed 6.5
March 9, 2004
Kenny thinks that Spenny owes him a lot of money from picking up tabs over the years. He takes Spenny to court, brillia…
Who Can Live in a Van the Longest? 7.0
March 16, 2004
The guys split the van front/rear, with the first to leave the van losing. Kenny equipped the back of the van with a te…
Boxing 6.5
March 23, 2004
After a season of competing, the boys decide to punch out their mutual frustration with each other in the squared-circl…