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Plot

Never the Twain is a British sitcom that ran for eleven series from 7 September 1981 to 9 October 1991. It was created by Johnnie Mortimer, and was the only sitcom he ever created without his usual writing partner, Brian Cooke. Mortimer wrote the entirety of the first two series and four episodes out of six of the eighth, with the rest being mainly written by Vince Powell and John Kane. It starred Windsor Davies and Donald Sinden as rival antique dealers, and also starred Derek Deadman, Zara Nutley, Robin Kermode, Tacy Kneale, Julia Watson, Honor Blackman, Teddy Turner and Maria Charles. The title is taken from the Rudyard Kipling poem; The Ballad of East and West.

Cast

Donald Sinden as Simon Peel
Donald Sinden

as Simon Peel

Windsor Davies as Oliver Smallbridge
Windsor Davies

as Oliver Smallbridge

Zara Nutley as Aunt Eleanor
Zara Nutley

as Aunt Eleanor

Teddy Turner as Banks
Teddy Turner

as Banks

Derek Deadman as Ringo
Derek Deadman

as Ringo

Network

Status

  • Ended

First Aired Date

  • September 7, 1981

Last Aired Date

  • October 9, 1991

Production Companies

    Type

    • Scripted

    Number of Season

    • 11

    Number of Episodes

    • 67

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    1991|6 Episodes

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