Season 1
(2012)
Cast
as Debbie Weaver
as Marty Weaver
as Larry Bird
as Jackie Joyner-Kersee
as Zabrvonian Alien
as Amber Weaver
as Reggie Jackson
as Alien Woman
as Dick Butkus
as Max Weaver
as Abby Weaver
Episodes
Pilot 6.7
September 26, 2012
Marty Weaver just wants the best for his wife, Debbie, and their three kids. That's why he's moving them to Hidden Hill…
Journey to the Center of the Mall 4.5
October 3, 2012
After convincing the Bird-Kersees to let their kids try "human" school, the Weavers take them on their first excursion …
Things Just Got Real 8.0
October 10, 2012
Marty and Debbie decide to make plans with their human friends after Larry and Jackie have become too entangled in thei…
Bathroom Etiquette 8.0
October 17, 2012
Marty and Debbie prepare the Bird-Kersees for their kids' first day of human school. They're especially worried that li…
Halloween-ween 8.0
October 24, 2012
Since arriving on Earth, the aliens - led by the Bird-Kersees - have viewed Halloween as a threat and have set up a bar…
Larry Bird and the Iron Throne 8.0
October 31, 2012
Jackie tries to help Debbie plan Abby's birthday; Larry shadows Lenny at work; Reggie tries to find a gift for Amber.
50 Shades of Green 8.0
November 7, 2012
Debbie and Marty find out more about alien love when the Zabvronian mating season begins; a cute jock asks Amber to a m…
Thanksgiving is for the Bird-Kersees 6.0
November 14, 2012
Debbie asks Marty to rescind his parents' invitation to Thanksgiving dinner so they can have Jackie, Larry, Reggie and …
Merry Crap-Mas 7.0
December 5, 2012
Marty and Debbie dislike the kids' entitled attitude toward Christmas and decide to return the gifts and use the money …
Juan of the Dead 7.0
December 12, 2012
When the neighborhood gardener dies, forcing Debbie and Marty to explain death to the aliens, Larry Bird decides to sol…
Gingerbread Man 7.0
January 9, 2013
Larry Bird helps Debbie deal with PTA politics and its officious president, Linda; Jackie's competitive nature kicks in…
Cold War 7.0
January 16, 2013
When the whole Weaver family comes down with a cold, the Bird-Kersees -- especially Larry -- are terrified and confused.
Dream Weavers 7.0
January 23, 2013
At the school dance Reggie attempts to win over Amber, Debbie tries to recapture the magic of her first encounter with …
The Back Nine 8.0
January 30, 2013
The Weavers and Bird-Kersees are confronted with class and race issues as they compete for membership in an exclusive n…
Space Invaders 8.0
February 6, 2013
Debbie advises Reggie to commit to Giselle so he proposes marriage, which incites Jackie's wrath. Meanwhile Amber decid…
Mother Clubbers 8.0
February 13, 2013
Debbie and Jackie go to a hip new club in hope of feeling more desirable; Marty and Larry Bird come to Amber for makeov…
Larry Bird Presents an Oscar-Winnin... 8.0
February 20, 2013
Obsessed with winning an Oscar, Larry and Reggie decide to videotape a spelling bee in which Max and Dick Butkus go hea…
Camping 7.0
February 27, 2013
When the Weavers and Bird-Kersees go camping, Marty tries to prove that he is manly like his dad; the families have an …
I Believe I Can Drive 8.0
March 6, 2013
Marty offers to teach the Bird-Kersees how to drive; Amber regrets opting for lessons from a driver's ed teacher when M…
Sing Like a Larry Bird 8.0
March 13, 2013
After the Bird-Kersees go see a Broadway show, Larry decides to create a musical of his own; an emergency phone call co…
Mo Purses Mo Money Mo Problems 8.0
March 20, 2013
Debbie is ecstatic when a businesswoman offers to help revitalize her purse business; Jackie jumps in to help, but soon…
It Has Begun... 8.0
March 27, 2013
During a trip to Atlantic City, Marty learns that Larry can count cards -- and see through them; Jackie confesses that …